The Animals fight back!

This morning we told you about the impending horror of gays infecting animals with the homosexual agenda. There is hope! Animals are standing up for themselves and refusing to have the gay disease thrust upon them!

Former Home Secretary David Blunkett is recovering after being injured by a charging cow in Derbyshire.

The incident happened on Saturday while the Sheffield MP was out walking on his 62nd birthday with his guide dog Sadie in the Peak District.

gays infect animals - impending doom! national starvation predicted!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/8081829.stm

We warned this was coming! and this spells disaster for America! 

if the gays continue to force their agenda upon us and animals continue to be infected by teh gay disease, farms wont be able to produce offspring ! We cannot allow gays to force the entire nation to starve just so they can get married! protect traditional animal husbandry and reject gay marriage!

Announcing the distinguished Walid Shoebat award

In honor of inspired philosopher and invisible former terrorist, Walid Shoebat, BOACS is announcing the "Walid Shoebatt Award for Excellence in Shoebattery"

Whalid Shoebat's amazing story began in Palestine, among the Islamo-fascist terrorists of the PlO, and has led him to being Islam's most inspired critic. Master terrorist to master whistle blower doesn't seem like a likely path for any person, but Walid's gifts are God-given - for example : Walid was such a good terrorist no records of his actions exist! he was the jackal of Palestine, even the Jerusalem post cant find his trail!

The award will be given each week to people who exemplify Walid Shoebat's ability to see the world as it is, and use it to further their Godly mission to spread Evangelicalism around the world.

For this very first award we'd like to honor: Walid Shoebat!

red eyed devil or blue? we report, dead guys to decide!

Barack Obama, some say, is the anti-messiah, a megolomaniacal neo-Kurtzian delusion of grandeur. Now we learn he has appointed one of his blue eyed devils to run our schools health and sexuality departments! Catholic Online is reporting former GLSEN founder Kevin Jennings "is a homosexual activist with a history of using foul and abusive language against those who have opposed his homosexualist agenda. " 

While Catholic Online are labeling him a "Homosexual Activist/ Anti-Christian Bigot " in their headline, I would like to ask people to allow our para-religious experts contact our  sage prophets who have departed to the Heavenly Father before we waste our time on someone who rather may be no more than a minor demon.

stay tuned for the pseudo-scientific results!

Obama Ujana choir and drum circle

apparently live nation has agreed to a nefarious deal with the "Obama Ujana Choir and Drum Circle" the official music propaganda wing of the Obama Youth (a sort of urban community organizer version of the hitler youth) In Swahili, "Ujana" means youth.

The following cities have been scheduled for these radicalizing political concerts:

New York - 21/07/09 - 25/07/09

San Diego - 11/08/09 - 14/08/09

Miami - 17/08/09 - 21/08/09

Atlanta - 24/08/09 - 28/08/09

However,  our late night "redphone" medium sessions with the late great Rev. Jerry Falwell informed us that Rev. Falwell prophesizes these facist youth "gangs" will also visit Tulsa, Dallas, Pheonix, Birmingham and St. Louis, and that God-Fearing peoples in these communities should begin preparing for this intrusion of neo-liberal facist propaganda networks.

People should beware of repetitive afro rythms which can be subliminally inserted into common Midwestern teen cultures such as hip-hop and rave music. Parents should not allow their children to attend events with these sort of repetitive beats as they are rife with subliminal messaging and facist overtones.

visit here for more information : http://www.floppingaces.net/2009/03/18/obama-ujana-the-plan-for-compulsive-service-under-the-guise-of-government-run-volunteer-service-reader-post/

Obama confirmed to be Nessie!

Our distinguished scientists, at the Institute for Liberal Para-Zoology, have concluded without any significant doubt, that Barack Obama is indeed a large piscivorous aquatic animal, as evidenced by his large ears, and his mating call, which can be studied anytime the human/plesiosaur hybrid is without aid of its media enabling device, or teleprompter.

The I.L.P.Z. confirms this  report by evidence of his love for water, his obvious predilection for eating young school children by the busload, and the seaweed he eats at his elitist liberal vegetarian coffee shops.

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well - it seems the past tenants of this blog have skipped town rather fasty. Don't worry however, we will be here to bring you other fantastical illuminations by the right wing including perrennial favorite scientific study of ones likelyhood to be the antichrist -  x + power= lucifer (where x = any liberal in power at said given time).

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