Our distinguished scientists, at the Institute for Liberal Para-Zoology, have concluded without any significant doubt, that Barack Obama is indeed a large piscivorous aquatic animal, as evidenced by his large ears, and his mating call, which can be studied anytime the human/plesiosaur hybrid is without aid of its media enabling device, or teleprompter.
The I.L.P.Z. confirms this report by evidence of his love for water, his obvious predilection for eating young school children by the busload, and the seaweed he eats at his elitist liberal vegetarian coffee shops.
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